- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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