How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What's 9 + 10 19

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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