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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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