what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

This is not funny.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Then none of us want to be right.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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