What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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Asians.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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