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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

im saul and i love cock

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

go F*** yourself

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