- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A bar walks into a man

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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