A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

Jellybeans

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I went to school. Then I came home.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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