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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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