- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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