Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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everyone dislike this

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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