- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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