- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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