- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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