- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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