- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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