A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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