What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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