- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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