- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

I once did something.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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