Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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No soup for you!

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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