Justin beiber..

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Poop

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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