Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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whats black and strange a paki

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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