- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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