What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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im gay

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Rush Limbaugh

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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