- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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