- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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