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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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