what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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