- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

What comes after 23? 24.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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