Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Once, I went to Peru.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

I have read the terms and conditions

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Anti Joke

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