What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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woman's rights

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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