- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Once, I went to Peru.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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