- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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