How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Penis

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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