Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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