why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Girls soccer

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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