- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

How's the weather? Good.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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