a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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