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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.