- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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