- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Women's rights

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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