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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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