- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

hey, my names mark.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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