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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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