- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

whats worse than a kane nothing

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

My love life

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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