This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

I read the terms of service.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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