A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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penis?

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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