what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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