- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

that wall over there ->

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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