What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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