what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

YEAH THEY DO!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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