Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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