- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.