What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Flowers are colors Love me

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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