Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A car walks into a bar.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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