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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Women's Rights.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

whats 7+4? 74

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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