what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Will nearis is here! Get it

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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