Flowers are colors Love me

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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This sentance contains three errers

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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