what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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I love you

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