What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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here's a joke... the american education society

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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no

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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