Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

what do you call obama a dumbass

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Hi, my name is Jake.

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