How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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who else is on here?

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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black people

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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