How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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Anti Joke

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