- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

osama bin laden is dead

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what's worse then a blowjob?

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Your mom.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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