In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Skrillex.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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