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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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