- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

the sky is green no it is not

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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