lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A train poops its pants.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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