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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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