- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

how do you win a game try your best

roses are red violets are indigo

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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