roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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AIDS.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Anti Joke

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