why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Women's rights.

A French man gets into a fight

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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