What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Mahmy

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Take wrong turns

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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