- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

I am dyslexic

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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