- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Women's rights...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Praise Paisley

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

scientology.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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