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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

i have a christmas tree.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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