- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Roses are blue Colton is gay

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

this website even though its hilarious.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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