RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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A storm be brewin!

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the midget went to the midget store

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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