Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Jellybeans

they told me not to write here but i did

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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