- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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i hate black people

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Vote this up

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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