Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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