A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Banana Hamock.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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