What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What does water smell like? water.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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